THE GREATEST CHRISTMAS ALBUMS OF ALL TIME

THE GREATEST CHRISTMAS ALBUMS OF ALL TIME


“What are they?” is what you are asking yourself, on the edge your seat with your eyes bulging out of your head, drool dripping down your double chin, as you await the answer to the mysterious question: what are THE GREATEST CHRISTMAS ALBUMS OF ALL TIME?
Well, I will tell you. It’s really common knowledge, and I know you know already, but I’ll humor ya. The GREATEST CHRISTMAS ALBUMS OF ALL TIME are as follows-

1. IT’S A RED PETERS CHRISTMAS, VOLUME. 1
RED PETERS CHRISTMAS
This one of a kind, flat out funny album was compiled by the man, the myth, the legend himself, Boston’s Ball Busting, Lounge Singing, Dick Swinging RED PETERS. This genius songwriter gained notoriety years back on the greatest radio show of all time, THE HOWARD STERN SHOW. I remember watching a video on The Stern Show of “Ballad Of a Dog Named Stains.” If you haven’t seen the video or heard it, do it. It’s a classic.
Mr. Peters is all over Sirius XM this month, with his annual holiday show, Monday, December 21 and Wednesday December 23 at 7pm ET on Howard 101, and promoting his first ever Christmas Compilation. And guess what? Red was nice enough to put my classic song “Herpes Infected Christmas Elf” on the 18 track record. He’ll be on Stern tomorrow, December 17th 2009 at 7 Am, playing a snatch of my tune and others for Howard and the gang. Other smash hits on the record are the legendary Tiny Tim singing “Santa Claus Has Got the AIDS This Year” and Red doing “Holy Shit! It’s Christmas!”
So there it is, the first GREATEST CHRISTMAS ALBUM OF ALL TIME. I spoke with Red on the phone yesterday and we both agree that you will never get another album like this. Throw this on at your holiday party and actually have a laugh. And while you’re laughing till your kidneys are sore, stumble over and put on the next GREATEST CHRISTMAS ALBUM OF ALL TIME.
2. ZOMBIE CHRISTMAS RECORD
ZOMBIE CHRISTMAS
Also being known as Zombie Christmas Record 2009, this record is killer. And guess what? I was nice enough to put myself on it. That’s right, the guy who put up my website, poochradio.com POOCH RADIO, has heard a bunch of song parodies I’ve written for the Stern show and asked me to take a stab at this- A Zombie Christmas Record. I originally was going to write the lyrics and sing them lounge style over music beds. Thankfully, I couldn’t get the rights to any beds, so I was forced to record every note of the tunes on my guitars. I shit you not, this record came out great. 13 tracks broken up into chapters, taking you on a Christmas hellride that is overrun by Zombie Scum. The buzz saw guitars drag you through parodies of Jingle Bells (Dismal Hell) and Joy to the World (Death to the World) with insane lyrics and the Zombie Choir doing back ups.


So you can contact me here or at my website
POOCH RADIO, and thank me for making your Christmas phenomenal. Really, it’s no big deal. The pleasure is all yours.