JUST MOW WITH IT!
ANNOUNCER: Adam Sandler is back with another wacky comedy! What happens when one man has to pretend to be married to get a discount on a lawnmower?
SFX: Store Door opens
CLERK: (geeky) Welcome to Lawnmower World, how may I help you?
SANDLER: Hi, I’d like to buy a lawnmower, and as you can see by my wedding ring, I fully qualify for the family discount.
CLERK: New store policy says your wife has to be present.
SANDLER: I can assure you, she’s the farthest thing from a present!
ANNOUNCER: Critics are calling it Sandler’s funniest role since Reign Over Me. Also starring Jennifer Aniston as his pretend wife!
ANISTON: Wait a minute, why don’t you just tell them the truth?
SANDLER: That I wear a wedding ring to pick up discounted lawnmowers?
ANISTON: Good point.
ANNOUNCER: The last thing you’ll do is yawn when you see Adam Sandler try to mow his lawn!
SANDLER: Well, here’s the wife.
SFX: Phone rings
ANISTON: Hello? Oh, it’s my kids!
CLERK: Kids? Oh, in order to get the discount, they also have to be present.
SANDLER: What? But my grass is so high! And you’re so high on grass!
ANNOUNCER: See if Adam Sandler ever gets his lawnmower in the outrageous new comedy, Just Mow Wit It! It’s a regular old cut up!
